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All of these links go to the Yuletide.dreamwidth.org promotion post, and contain more tantalizing details.

Bloody Jack Adventures - L. A. Meyer - 12 YA novels: Picaresque series in which a girl crossdresses her way into the Napoleonic era British Navy and travels the world, trying to unite with her true love, and getting into a million pickles along the way, often of the sapphic variety.

The Expanse series - James S. A. Corey - 9 novels + novellas of science fiction: Humans are gonna Human, in all their glory and ignominy, even when some of them live in the Asteroid Belt -- and then the alien protomolecule arrives.

The Pushcart War - Jean Merrill - 200 pg. children's book: The pushcart peddlers of New York City unite to take down the menace threatening them: trucks.

The Saint of Steel - T. Kingfisher - 4 novels: In a fantasy universe where the Saint of Steel, a god, has died, His surviving paladins try to figure out how to survive and thrive in His absence without succumbing to the ever-seductive barbarian rage battle tide.

The Southern Book Club's Guide to Slaying Vampires - Grady Hendrix - novel: The tale of four women in a book club that reads thrillers, which gives them some relief from their lives as white suburban housewives in the American South in the 1990's. And then the vampire comes to town — not that they believe in vampires — and somebody'd better do something.

Rain and a Concert

Sep. 13th, 2026 10:14 am
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I did not attend the concert I'd hoped to on Friday night, because after a grueling day of WFH, I had zero energy.

But today, Sunday, it is raining and sometimes thunderstorming, and I'm listening to the opening concert of 2026 Oude Muziek Utrecht from the comfort of my own home, with a cup of decaf coffee to hand.

How Are You? (in Haiku)

Sep. 13th, 2026 08:48 am
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Pick a thing or two that sums up how you're doing today, this week, in general, and tell me about it in the 5-7-5 syllables of a haiku.

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Signal-boosting much appreciated!
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Author August 5, 1934 – August 31, 2026.
==

Manifesto: The Mad Farmer Liberation Front

Love the quick profit, the annual raise,
vacation with pay. Want more
of everything ready-made. Be afraid
to know your neighbors and to die.
And you will have a window in your head.
Not even your future will be a mystery
any more. Your mind will be punched in a card
and shut away in a little drawer.
When they want you to buy something
they will call you. When they want you
to die for profit they will let you know.

So, friends, every day do something
that won’t compute. Love the Lord.
Love the world. Work for nothing.
Take all that you have and be poor.
Love someone who does not deserve it.
Denounce the government and embrace
the flag. Hope to live in that free
republic for which it stands.
Give your approval to all you cannot
understand. Praise ignorance, for what man
has not encountered he has not destroyed.

Ask the questions that have no answers )

Yuletide Nominations 2026 - Take 1

Sep. 12th, 2026 08:32 pm
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The Pushcart War - Jean Merrill
Frank the Flower (Pushcart War)
Morris the Florist (Pushcart War)
Old Anna
Maxie Hammerman

Thoughts )

The Expanse Series - James S. A. Corey
Naomi Nagata
Chrisjen Avasarala
Bobbie Draper
Clarissa Mao

Thoughts )

Bloody Jack Adventures - L. A. Meyer
Jacky Faber
Amy Trevelyne
Jaimy Fletcher
Clarissa Worthington Howe

Thoughts )

The Saint of Steel - T. Kingfisher
Istvhan (The Saint of Steel)
Clara (The Saint of Steel)
Piper (The Saint of Steel)
Galen (The Saint of Steel)

Thoughts )

The Southern Book Club's Guide to Slaying Vampires - Grady Hendrix
Patricia Campbell (SBC Guide to Slaying Vampires)
Maryellen Larkin
Ursula Green
Kitty Scruggs

Thoughts )

hot yoga and cold swimming

Sep. 12th, 2026 10:52 pm
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Work is very busy, ice hockey is ramping up, I have my first WNIHL game a week tomorrow, and my knee injury from a week ago yesterday is still niggling a little, though much much better than it was.

I am half way through my two-week pass at the new hot yoga studio in central Cambridge, and have managed to go three times and have a good time each time. I will hopefully manage 3-4 more next week. I enjoy hot yoga and it feels like it's good for me, but I can't justify paying full prices for it when I can get very cheap room-temperature yoga through work most weeks.

For contrast, this afternoon I went to a workshop on cold water swimming at Waresley Country Park (thanks to my boss for making me aware of it, and to Kara for being a transport option to get there). A lot of talking through the benefits and risks of cold water swimming, and then an actual swim in the lake. The water was 18C, which I didn't find very cold at all - I'm pretty sure I've swum in cooler pools and I've definitely swum in colder sea - but I enjoyed it very much and I'm tentatively planning to try out the open water sessions at Milton Country Park (which is a lot nearer and easier to get to, and I could even cycle).

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I hope to write for Kinktober 2026. I don't have one overarching fandom or plot in my heart, so instead, I may well do 1 limerick per kink -- or, occasionally, 1 limerick per day, if the three go well together with whatever character/pair/group I choose -- unless I get inspired to write something longer.

This is the list of all the fandoms I am currently willing and able to write in. The list of characters and relationships I am willing to write a limerick for is, essentially, all the characters I know in those fandoms on their own, or paired/grouped with any other characters from those fandoms.

If you, dear Reader, have a prompt for one of the Kinktober kinks or days + one of my fandoms, please drop me a comment. If you want to comment anonymously, feel free, but I would love it if you signed your comment -- even with an initial or emoji -- so I know whom I should dedicate the eventual fanwork to.

Kinktober 2026 prompts )

N. B. If your prompt doesn't make my muse's ears prick up, it's not because there's anything wrong with your idea or your kink. I may ask you for a different kink for whomever your character(s) are. Sometimes brains only bend so far.

second poke in the arm achieved

Sep. 12th, 2026 09:22 am
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Covid booster received yesterday afternoon, administered by the very same pharmacist who gave me the flu shot the week before. Again, according to him, there'd been a steady stream of folks being vaccinated; I was one of something like 40 for the day, and Thursday had seen something like 50. Yay!

As usual, this one hit me slightly harder than the flu shot; I felt a little bit warm and achey last night, but I appear to have slept that off. Double yay!
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For those of you scoring at home (556 words) by Petra
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Star Trek RPF
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Siddig el-Fadil/Nana Visitor, Andrew Robinson (Actor)/Siddig el-Fadil, Avery Brooks/Siddig el-Fadil, Siddig el-Fadil/Armin Shimerman, Rene Auberjonois/Siddig el-Fadil, Siddig el-Fadil/Colm Meaney, Rosalind Chao/Siddig el-Fadil, Siddig el-Fadil/Terry Farrell, Siddig el-Fadil/Terry Farrell/Susanna Thompson, Marc Alaimo/Siddig el-Fadil, Judi Durand/Siddig el-Fadil, Michael Dorn/Siddig el-Fadil, Siddig el-Fadil/Jonathan Frakes, Nicole de Boer/Siddig el-Fadil, Siddig el-Fadil/Louise Fletcher, Jeffrey Combs/Siddig el-Fadil, Aron Eisenberg/Siddig el-Fadil/Cirroc Lofton, Ron Berman & Siddig el-Fadil
Characters: Siddig el-Fadil, Nana Visitor, Andrew Robinson (Actor), Avery Brooks, Armin Shimerman, Rene Auberjonois, Colm Meaney, Rosalind Chao, Terry Farrell, Susanna Thompson, Marc Alaimo, Judi Durand, Michael Dorn, Jonathan Frakes, Nicole de Boer, Louise Fletcher, Jeffrey Combs, Aron Eisenberg, Cirroc Lofton, Ron Berman
Additional Tags: Limericks, Poetry, Canon Het Relationship, disaster bisexual, Star Trek References, Married Sex, Rimming, Oral Sex, Loud Sex, Costumes, Threesome - F/F/M, Dom/sub, Phone Sex, Porn, Beard Burn, Mommy Kink, Size Kink, Threesome - M/M/M, video games - Freeform, Limerick Cycle
Series: Part 21 of Fandom Bicycle (One Character/Everybody Else)
Summary:

As user KirksTopSurgery at Tumblr.com said, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine cast interviews go: We All Wanted To Fuck Alexander Siddig But He Was Too Busy Playing Ultima Online

In the blatantly fictional version of reality as depicted in these limericks, he played a lot less, but not zero, Ultima Online.

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They are the elite unit of the Northern Army, and their power is growing. But what they need is more than power: they need wisdom. ¶ Novella chapter: 3,464 words. ¶ Tags: historical fantasy, soldiers, comradeship, ethics. ¶ Serialized chapters and permalink.

CHAPTER TWO

The Dominion of Marcadia, three months after the beginning of the Marcadian rebellion.

His family's home was located on a tiny patch of land within the capital of Marcadia. From the front window of the cottage, he could watch streets thronged with children playing, women being escorted to market by male kinsmen, men going about their trades, and soldiers.

But recently, he had seen no Marcadian soldiers. All that he had seen were soldiers sent by Emor's ruler, to bar the gates of the city against Marcadia's own soldiers.

Now, as he stood by that window, Xylon wondered whether only his imagination told him that he could see the torchlight from the rebel army camp, many miles away.

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Books read since June

Sep. 10th, 2026 10:26 pm
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I'm terribly behind on writing book reviews for here, and the longer I wait the more daunting it becomes. I often want to write more here than the few lines I write on Goodreads but then also the longer I wait the more I forget what that was, so I'm just going to (mostly) copy&paste to catch up.

A Parade of Horribles, Dungeon Crawler Carl #8, by Matt Dinniman
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Traitor, The Change #4, by Rachel Manija Brown and Sherwood Smith
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Die Legende vom Tränenvogel, English: The Bird That Drinks Tears, by Leong Young-Doo
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The Starving Saints, by Caitlin Starling
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This Kingdom Will Not Kill Me, Maggie the Undying #1, by Ilona Andrews
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The Familiar, by Leigh Bardugo
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To Clutch a Razor, Curse Bearer #2, by Veronica Roth
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The Poet Empress, by Shen Tao
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Shroud, by Adrian Tchaikovsky
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Kushiel's Dart, by Jacqueline Carey
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Himmelsstürmer/Dragon Wings, Death Gate Cycle #1, by Margaret Weis & Tracy Hickman
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Platform Decay, Murderbot #8, by Martha Wells
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wednesday reads and things

Sep. 9th, 2026 06:33 pm
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I was intending to post last Wednesday, but when I woke up in the morning I had way too many floaters in my left eye; a few years back this happened with my right eye, and I learned that this is something warranting an immediate visit to the eye doctor, so I called the office and got a mid-morning appointment. Fortunately it looks (again) like vitreous detachment rather than corneal tear (translation: not going blind today, hooray) but my eyes were dilated and I couldn't face sitting at the computer; even after my eyes returned to normal the floaters have been incredibly annoying, so I've been limiting my online time. Grr! (I've been writing this bit by bit all day...)

What I've recently finished reading:

Royal Gambit by Daniel O'Malley, the 4th Checquy Files book. Okay, this was a lot of fun, probably my second favorite of these behind the first. The protagonist is named Alexandra "Alix" Dennis-Palmer-Hudson-Gilmore-Garnsey, the twelfth Lady Mondegreen - how can I resist that, hee! Because of her aristocratic background, Alix (who can break bones with her brain) has been brought up as a friend to the royal family, and when the Prince of Wales dies unexpectedly (and unnaturally), she's assigned as lady-in-waiting to the new heir - his sister, who she attended school with but was never really close to - and tasked with solving the murder.

The royalty stuff was as over the top as the powers stuff, which kept it from being boring to me - I'm not into royalty stuff, but hey, all the ladies wearing bizarre varieties of tiara at a ball is as funny as the guy whose superpower is that he can turn into a tree. I am also really pleased that Shantay showed up again!

Pagans by James Alistair Henry, which (like the Checquy Files books, heh) I lifted from [personal profile] merit's recommendations. This is a police procedural set in the modern day of an alternate history in which the Norman Conquest never happened: Britain is a "developing nation just off the coast of the Islamic Caliphate of Southern Europe", divided into the Celtic tribal lands to the west, the Saxon kingdom to the east, and the Democratic Republic of Scotland - part of the Nordic Economic Union - to the north. The world superpower is the Pan-African Unified States; Asia is a patchwork of warring nations, and the Americas are barely mentioned.

This makes for a super fascinating mishmash of modernity (cars, drones, mobile phones) and ancient culture (ritual tattoos, ceremonial seaxes, psychoanalysis via herb-assisted vision quest) that reminded me a little of the TV show Beforeigners (in which Viking era Norse start showing up in Oslo; the main character, the cop Alfhildr, reminds me a lot of the protagonist Aedith Mercia), and a little of B. L. Blanchard's Peacekeeper, which is similar in that it's police procedural set in the modern day of an alternate history in which North America has never been colonized (set in the big city of Shikaakwa, where the protagonist comes from his small village on the train of the killers of his mother's best friend, and for reasons that don't need exploring at this venture...) - though I think this book is much better.

The story centers on the apparent serial killing of members of some weird minor cult called the Fishers - because they have tattoos of stylized fish - and yep, that's exactly what you think it is, thus the title. This is all happening as the Unification Summit is about to get underway, so there are political implications; and the detective in charge, Aedith Mercia, has political connections. I really enjoyed this one, and I hope the ending means that there will be a sequel.

Speaking of this weird minor cult in something closer to our world, I also read:

Conclave by Robert Harris, which I found surprisingly enjoyable - surprising, because a thriller set during a papal conclave sounds very much not up my alley. What made it work for me was the close 3rd person narration by Cardinal Jacopo Lomeli, who as Dean of the College of Cardinals holds the responsibility of presiding over the conclave. Lomeli is a sympathetic narrator, who wants above all for the conclave to reflect the will of God - but he also has opinions about the primary contenders for the papacy, and struggles to reconcile these things. His position also brings him additional knowledge about these men, which also must be part of the mix.

I figured out the twist (more or less, such as it is) early on as I noticed the clue which Lomeli does not consider the implications of until later; I also guessed the ending. Which didn't make it any less satisfying! I know the movie version has a huge fandom, doubtless because of the actors playing the various cardinals. Though I was surprised to see they'd made Lomeli into an Englishman, as the nationalities of the various men is a consideration in the plot.

What I really tried to read but I don't think it's for me:

Children of Strife the fourth book in Adrian Tchaikovsky's Children of Time series. The library hold was so long that I ended up buying it; maybe that's why I can't seem to get into it. Well, it's still on my e-reader, I might try it again at some point.

What we recently finished watching:

House of the Dragon season 3 - it was enjoyable! Though some storylines are more enjoyable than others, and I admit that I was hoping certain people would die and just stay dead, you know? But I guess that would make for a less exciting story.

What we have tried out watching:

Black Mirror, the first episode (huh, of this season, not actual first, I just realized, though of course for this it doesn't matter), "Common People". It was extremely sharp and relevant - the subscription model of everything (which I hate in the real world) and the constant enshittification of products - and I thought about it for days afterward. It was also unpleasant to watch, and the idea of watching a bunch of unrelated dystopian stories was just too depressing.

Little House on the Prairie, the first episode of the reboot. I don't recall if I watched the original, but I certainly read the books. It struck me as the G-rated version of the Yellowstone prequel 1883; no swearing or sex or gratuitous death, utterly wholesome and predictable. Not sure we're up for this, either - maybe?

If you have a recommendation of a good series for us, let me know! Pretty much any streaming service. We like SF, fantasy, and historical, and are not really into contemporary drama. (Though I am thinking I'd like to give Slow Horses a try.)

We may try Star Trek Lower Decks, in honor of the series' recent OMG 60 year anniversary.
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No Place Like Home (5861 words) by dreamlittleyo
Rating: Mature
Relationships: Ted Lasso/Jamie Tartt
Characters: Ted Lasso, Jamie Tartt, Henry Lasso, Michelle Lasso
Additional Tags: Season/Series 04, Casual Sex, Morning After, Awkward Conversations, Lasso Family Dynamics, Taxidermy Decor
Series: Part 9 of Burning and Building Bridges

Summary: Jamie's expression is so earnest and careful—his smile so disorientingly soft—that Ted stifles the startled laugh that threatens to bubble up in answer, and instead asks, "Would you like to come back to my place, Jamie?"
*
Ted's barely been back in London a week before he runs into a familiar face. Jamie's already got one foot out the door, but Ted's not going to turn down a chance to reconnect now that they're here.


Read on AO3...

Or read below the cut... )
 
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One thing about The Thursday Murder Club having such a high body count is that it doesn't have all that many different reasons for the high body count. It uses things more than once.

This post is about men killing their wives and why that's romantic.

Or, in a broader sense: men having control over their significant other's death and disposition of remains. And why that's a sign of love when people the narrative likes do it. Spoilers, obviously )

Farewell to Shadow

Sep. 8th, 2026 12:28 pm
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One hundred eighty-eight days after we brought him home, we surrendered Shadow back to Underdog Pet Rescue. It’s been a journey. Comments off because I can’t cope with responding.

After my mid-June post, all progress stopped. We tried many things. We consulted two behaviorists, including one who came to our house, observed our interactions, and said “You are truly amazing guardians—this situation is so unusual. There are many dogs who would be so happy in your home.”

With us, Shadow was always tense, yawning and lip-licking, avoiding our eyes. We never once saw him let his jaw down or his tongue out—the canine version of a smile.

The only time Shadow seemed comfortable was in the presence of another dog. We can’t handle more than one pet. When a human (who’d transported him from Tennessee and fostered him for the first month) came to visit with her dog, Shadow happily began to explore the edges of our yard on his own for the first time. He gently jostled the other dog when the human was dispensing treats.

We did provide him a safe place to recover from the heartworm treatment, and did learn that he’s a dog who needs to be with other dogs. I know someone is out there with room for a low-energy, polite little pup with silky silky fur.

Three books

Sep. 8th, 2026 07:26 am
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  • How to Become the Dark Lord and Die Trying by Django Wexler (2024): Absolutely delightful isekai time loop novel about transmigrator Davi, who transmigrated into this fantasy/video game set-up a few hundred lives and a thousand-ish years ago. She always starts back at the same point upon respawning: a magical pool where a wizard tells her that she's prophesied to save the human Kingdom from the evil others (orcs, snake people, rock people, etc). However, in every life, instead of succeeding in saving the Kingdom, Davi is killed by the new Dark Lord, although there are different Dark Lords in different lives.

    And now Davi has had enough. She decides to flip the script. This time, she's going to BECOME the Dark Lord.

    Featuring a lot of footnotes, but the amount didn't bother me (I stopped reading Discworld fic in part because Discworld fandom would pepper in constant footnotes, while the books would have, like, seven total footnotes); Davi being attracted to and sleeping with a bunch of folks and feeling zero angst about it; a final-arc bit of worldbuilding that I was thrown by but I figured was to set up the sequel and did set up that Davi is not the first transmigrator to show up here; and just a lot of fun. Great quick read.

    The title and the worldbuilding work and Davi's blasé attitude really also worked in with great expectations-of-the-plot, because you knew that Davi was going to die again along the way, but the way it happened and how that advanced the worldbuilding worked really great, in a way that you didn't expect. I was reading it and going "yeah she's definitely gonna die near the end BUT it's not gonna feel like the rug got pulled out, because you are being told damn well to expect it" and then when it does happen, it advances the worldbuilding, and Davi's characterization, in great ways.


  • Everybody Wants to Rule the World Except Me by Django Wexler (2025): Sequel to above. Now that Davi has succeeded in becoming the Dark Lord, uh, now what? Because the horde of wildings wilders sure wants to go destroy the Kingdom. But Davi spent a thousand years on the Kingdom's side, and she knows now that there are permanent consequences to what she's doing. What should she do?????

    This book is good, but not as good as the first one, and I lay the fault at the fact that it feels it has to explain the transmigration and the time loop and how it came to be, and that's really a place where these kind of narratives can just fall flat, or get bogged down, or just not be as good as the rest of it when it has to explain it. And I see why the authors who do this feel the need to do it.

    But it really didn't work that well, it took a ton of energy from everything else, and it raised more questions, which hey sure that's good, right? Except the questions it raises are along the lines of plot hole questions. And it doesn't resolve the initial transmigration question, it just pushes it earlier, so, okay, if you're not going to explain all of it, why explain any of it.

    But I understand why it went this way. I just felt it wasn't as strong.

    Also for the love of god, I was willing to grit my teeth and bear it in the first book, but since this book actually has Himbo Boyfriend Prince Johann on screen all the time, I fucking hate that word. It's not okay or funny or charming to call someone a bimbo! Yes, even if you're being oh so clever and making it clear the bimbo is a man! Stop calling him a himbo, for fuck's sake!

    Also while I caught most of the pop culture references, a couple did fly over my head (there was one in the first book where it flew over my head and I nodded because I could tell what it was and it was just something I wasn't familiar with; this one referenced someone named Joe? Something like that? Not clear), and also all the clever little stuff but this draws attention to itself and it all starts to fall apart once we get into the Reasons For The Time Loop and Implications Of What Davi Remembers, and also -- I must assume the author is part of the fanfiction world, and so was writing the reference to AO3 as an injoke or waving a flag saying "hi everyone!", but having a reference to AO3, I did not like that, and also having references to various shipping and leaving things for fic and also a clever ship name for a pairing near the end, a pairing I didn't realize was meant to be having sexual tension, uh, I guess -- I didn't like any of it on a Please Can We Have A Fourth Wall level, but ALSO ALSO ALSO okay, this gets where the fact that Davi is aware of the narrative and that this is a book and someone is reading it, someone back on Earth, and -- that just leads to more questions. It draws too much attention to itself.

    I know the fanfiction fourth wall has been fully broken, but that doesn't mean I like it, and having it done by someone in fandom isn't better than having it done by someone else! Yes, it doesn't have "ew, the perverts are doing pervert things" like stuff written by people who aren't in fic fandom does, but "please please please write fic of my book and put it on ao3, look, here are the pairings I want and here's the sort of thing you should do with the pairing" NO NO NO. If this was published on ao3? Fine. But this is a pro published book I got from the library. I know the fourth wall is broken. But I want to pretend it isn't, and seeing this stuff in a book does not make me thing "oh sure I'll write fic, you got it". IN FACT THE OPPOSITE.

    Both books ends with a pivotal climactic fight scene that is a bit out of place; it feels like it's there because the genre demands a climactic fight scene, but the book isn't really that kind of book, and so it's rushed and way too close to the end and things tie off too fast afterwards. It was a bit like "wait, what, we have a multi-page fight scene that's also too short and abrupt" in the first book but then it happens again and well, I guess. It's all the more jarring because the pacing otherwise in these books is very good.

    Anyway, overall rating: A-. These books are good! Probably should have been a trilogy rather than tying off very abruptly at the end of a duology.


  • The Thursday Murder Club by Richard Osman (2020): A murder mystery by someone best known in these parts for being a mainstay of British quiz shows. I give this murder mystery credit for being obsessed with death and dying, but, like, in a natural way: Osman clearly looked at the Little Old Lady Solves Crimes genre and said "what if there were four of them". This book takes place in a retirement community where everyone has one eye on the impending grave and what might cause their deaths or, worse in their minds, dementia, Alzheimers, strokes, etc, the sort of thing that sends them to the nursing home and they never leave it. Heavy, heavy, heavy subject matter, but executed fairly well, especially for a debut novel, and with a light enough tone in general.

    I wouldn't say it's very challenging or original in the characterization department: the developer is a male chauvinist pig, et cetera et cetera. But it does it well enough and it is engaging based on the very frequent POV changes. The chapters felt really short and that was reading an ebook; I imagine it's even shorter on the page. Could have used longer chapters.

    There was a point, near the end of the book, where I looked at the ebook and said, in dawning horror, "I have lost track of the body count in this book". Four murders, three suicides? I wouldn't swear to it. No, wait, at least two more murders. Three more? Goddamn. It's a lot. (I'm including backstory, because Osman's all "what's more interesting than solving two murders that probably aren't connected? Solving one from 1970, sure, why not.")

    Because, however, of the Massive Death Count, it got very noticeable the underlying morality. For one murder (actually he killed two people, unless I misremember and he killed three), the guy gets completely away with it. For the rest: suicide or being murdered. There are two cop POV characters; no one is arrested, no one goes to jail. Characters who kill someone either get away with it or die.



Since I do complain about books that should be 300 pages instead being 500 pages, I must thank all three of the books for being the right length for their story.

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My Baby Loves A Bunch of Romans (352 words) by Petra, the_Jack
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Classical Greece and Rome History & Literature RPF
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Singer's Partner/Many Authors
Characters: Persona of the Song, Persona of the Song's Partner, Gaius Valerius Catullus, Perpetua (Ancient Rome), Gaius Plinius Secundus | Pliny the Elder, Cordelia of the Gracchi, Publius Ovidius Naso, Quintillian (Ancient Rome), Gaius Matius (Ancient Rome), Minucius Felix, Bruttedius Niger, Rubellius Plautus (d. 62), Julia Balbilla (b. 72), Publius Vergilius Maro | Virgil
Additional Tags: Filk, Ancient Rome, Moxy Fruvous, Song: My Baby Loves A Bunch Of Authors (Moxy Fruvous), Humor, Authors and Writers, Playwrights, poets
Series: Part 20 of Fandom Bicycle (One Character/Everybody Else)
Summary:

A filk of Moxy Fruvous's "My Baby Loves A Bunch Of Authors" with Ancient Roman authors.

Inspired by Lindsey Davis's Last Act in Palmyra and other Falco and Flavia Albia novels.

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and I've got to say, it's up there:

https://www.cbc.ca/radio/asithappens/b-c-swimmer-crosses-strait-of-georgia-under-nine-hours-9.7316260

Please read it, even if -- perhaps especially if -- you do not engage in or follow Sporting Activities.

Also her expression in the photo with the balloon exactly matches the emotion she describes.

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Sep. 6th, 2026 06:15 pm
skygiants: the aunts from Pushing Daisies reading and sipping wine on a couch (wine and books)
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I had sort of a doubled experience of the first half of The Master and Margarita wherein I was a.) having a wonderful time experiencing early Soviet satirical surrealism and also genuinely engaged with the novel-within-a-novel's Pontius Pilate fanfiction and b.) constantly gently shaking the book by its spine waiting for Margarita to fall out.

For those unfamiliar, The Master and Margarita is a Russian novel, written in the USSR between 1928 and 1940, about the arrival of the devil and his crew in Soviet Moscow with chaotic intent: among other things, to prove to the Officially Atheist Muscovites that he exists. The first two hundred present us with various unfortunates whose paths happen to intersect with the devil's chosen entertainments, and their variously useless efforts to appeal to bureaucracy to sort things out, which, of course, it cannot do.

Anyway, the satire in this section is very sharp and I would have been perfectly content with it alone had I not known there was a Margarita to come. My foreknowledge of this book was inaccurate in several respects, actually; I knew there was a Margarita, but not that she didn't appear for 200 pages, and I also knew there was a Master but I was sort of under the impression that he was in fact the devil, which is not true at all. The Master is a writer, one of the only people in the first section whose life was not ruined by the devil at all, but simply by the experience of Soviet literary bureaucracy, which destroyed him by trashing and rejecting the novel into which he poured his heart and soul.

(This is the internal novel about Pontius Pilate, which did in fact give me emotions about Pontius Pilate and his bad headache and his beloved dog. Sometimes Gospel fanfiction is good!)

So this is Book 1. Then in Book 2: at last! Margarita!! Margarita is the Master's lover, who has lost him, and his book which she also loved possibly even more than she loved the Master himself, and is languishing unhappily in her aggressively and unpleasantly normal married life when she receives an offer from the Devil: abandon her life and all social norms, become a witch, and play hostess at his big annual annual party. If she nails it at this crucial social event, perhaps she'll receive her heart's desire.

Margarita does not experience an iota of hesitation about this. Margarita is READY to become a witch. Margarita is not necessarily going to ENJOY the exhausting experience of standing for hours at a Satanic social event but she has COMMITTED and she is going to GIVE IT HER ALL. I was excited for Margarita to appear and I liked her as soon as she did, but I did not really expect her also to give me emotions, and yet by the end here we were. Satire gets you with sentiment when you don't expect it!

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